I’m thankful for these jokes…

On the busiest travel day of the year, the Sunday after Thanksgiving, security lines in the Chicago Midway airport measured over a mile long. We’ve never seen so many people so eager to leave a city since anyone ever lived in Detroit.

mile long

 

Portland, OR was named the best beer city in the world. Scientists believe there must be a direct link between making good beer, and not using deodorant.

 

Someone dropped a beer bottle shattering the glass walkway at London’s Tower Bridge. Bruce Jenner tweeted, “What’s the big deal? I break glass every time I look in the mirror.”

 

A recent study came out revealing that more than half of teens admitted to sexting, and the other half of teens lied about it.

 

Two teenagers were unable to hijack a car because they didn’t know how to drive a stick shift. This is just one more example of how the American Driver’s Education Program is failing our children.

 

The Guiness World Record for the largest nativity scene was broken in Utah with over 1,000 people dressed as angels and wise men. We call that a world record, Utah calls it a family reunion.

nativity scene

 

Girl Scout Cookies are now offering a digital app as an option to buy cookies. Now if only there were an app that could directly inject my blood stream with diabetes.